Welcome to Rabbit Ranch Jokes Page!!!

Thanks for visiting the Rabbit Ranch Records joke page!

We LOVE jokes and hope you will send us your favorite!

We may just post your joke on this page for everyone to see!

To send us a joke, just email your joke to: jokes@rabbitranch.com

Here are some of our favorites so far!!!


From Mason R.:

Q. Why did the sheep need a band-aid?

A. Because it was bleating!


From Cara:

Q. Why did the cookie go to the hospital???

A. Because it felt crummy!


From Jeff E.

Q. How does a farmer transport a cow?

A. In a mooving van.


From Jeff W.

Q. How is walking on ice like playing music?

A. If you don't C#, you will Bflat!


From Alan:

Q. What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A. A Milk Dud!


From Colleen:

Q. What's a frog's favorite drink?

A. Croak-a-cola


From Colleen:

Q. What do you call a bird that got stuck in a lawnmower?

A. Shredded Tweet!


From Cara:

Q. What did the Indian chief say when his dog ran over the cliff?

A. Dog gone


From Spanky:

Q. Why do sharks swim in salt water?

A. Because pepper water makes them sneeze!


From Sydney D.:

Q. What do you get when you cross a seagull, a hunting dog and a bumblebee???

A. A Beegull


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Rabbit Ranch Records
P.O. Box 5020
Champaign, IL 61825